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Matzerath
We are all the rodeo bull: our balls tied up by cowboys, we flail in an arena of rednecks, and are finally harassed by clowns...

Age 56, Male

Wage Slave

Never Again (maybe)

KalifornI-AAA

Joined on 7/8/01

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Posted by Matzerath - December 11th, 2011


I wanted to thank everyone that played my new game -- even those that thought it was a giant bubbling pile of diarrhea basking in the noonday sun.
Sometimes when you release a game, you find a magical response to it somewhere on the internet. This time, I was pleased to discover some guy posted a four-part series on Youtube about how he totally sucks at playing 'Leave Cthulhu Alone'. He gets better after a few episodes, but I think he may have now, sadly, permanently rage-quit. I respect his dedication, though, as well as his staunch refusal to read any of the cut-scene text, which would have given him at least a few tips and instructions on how to beat the game. Enjoy:
Some Guy is Not Very Good at my Game -- a 4 Part Series


Posted by Matzerath - April 29th, 2011


The website Guidology wrote a review about the pros and cons of smashing a little guy trying to run under you:

Guidology

I like the screenshots!


Posted by Matzerath - April 27th, 2011


Thank you to everyone who has played my new game! I have been on Newgrounds since, um, a little before the turn of the century. Mostly I've made sketchy little cartoons, though I've branched out of late to get into the game-making side of things. Spike is my second major attempt -- Leapy Louie Groundskeeper was the first. I love Leapy Louie but I really had no idea what i was doing at that time, as opposed to kinda/sorta knowing what I'm doing (maybe) now.
If any of you oldsters out there STILL want to see a new 'Grim Reaper Show', let me know! I crumble under pressure! And if you want a new 'El Nakedo', well, um, heh heh.

And if any of you are wondering -- I'm EIGHTY-FIVE years old!!! Or something like that. Maybe a little younger. But not much.