We are all the rodeo bull: our balls tied up by cowboys, we flail in an arena of rednecks, and are finally harassed by clowns...
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Posted by Matzerath - 1 month ago
I'm telling you guys, it was dicey! Last week there was a huge fire on the same property I rent on, which was a bit of a distraction from game development. Also, the power got shut-off. And then the next day ... a rolling blackout! Yay!
BUT - I have managed to release Orange Roulette on the day I said I would. It will be 15% off for seven days. Updates and fun additions planned for the regular!
This thus concludes my constant shilling of myself! Though the orange puns may continue. I'm sorry.
Posted by Matzerath - September 19th, 2024
This October, Orange Roulette will be available on that Steam game-site thingy! The game page went live yesterday, and if you're feeling the magic, clicking that Wishlist button would be most appreciated! I'm continuing to add bells and whistles, and getting some familiar achievements together. Harvest time is nigh!
Posted by Matzerath - June 27th, 2024
Orange Roulette 2024 is on sale for one stinkin' dollar on Itch.io during their Summer sale! Buy a copy and support a strange old man while shooting oranges!
Or play the original here for free! Or both! Or neither!
I'd like to state that when the background shakes doesn't mean the next chamber has the bullet! No! I like that that's a recurring legend though! I almost put in a tell years ago, but realized that no matter how subtle SOMEONE would find it and that would be that. Luck is an illusion!
