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Oranges. Those poor oranges.

Posted by Matzerath - July 31st, 2013


Just for the hell of it, I updated my game Orange Roulette with two new orange adversaries. The game is officially TWO ORANGES HARDER, and is now a true test of your luck/psychic powers. I also made it a little creepier. So for those of you who enjoy playing cruel, creepy, completely random games about victimized oranges, you are welcome.
Orange Roulette Link

Oranges. Those poor oranges.


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Thanks for creating the world's greatest video game. I can verify that statement as entirely accurate, as I live in the state of Florida.

Orange juice to the eyes. Not a good thing to happen. :(
I can't imagine what it would be like to get lemon juice in my eyes.

dude, its their skin that creeps me out the most. and then the whole "jungle POW" theme is enough to make me absolutely terrified.

Two more characters and still no checkpoint. I like the game but click click shoot yourself and start over x30 gets boring.

Yeah, that's always been a problem but I didn't want to wreck the theme. I might sneak a checkpoint in there as an option ...

Welp, right after saying that I beat the game, but I don't see two new ones.

The game has definitely been updated. Maybe it's one of those 'clear your browser cache' things?

Oh, SOB! I couldn't make it past 3 adversaries on the old one!