Total Medals Earned: 549 (From 144 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,075 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (50/225 points)
You seem to be a man of some learning.
You'll be a law someday, at least I hope and pray.
This is a dude who, a few seconds ago, laughed at your score.
Tell me how you know all about Bills, again.
Unlock alternative Bill portraits for every Bill!
You came, you saw, you kicked its ass!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/17 (160/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the balloon
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/320 points)
Defeat the first boss
Defeat the second boss
Defeat boss 3
Defeat boss 4
Defeat boss 5
Defeat the final boss
Finish bonus level 1
Finish bonus level 2
Finish bonus level 3 on hard
Medals Earned: 8/8 (265/265 points)
You Survived Your First Encounter
You Lived Through Round Two
You Are Victorious, But At What Price?
Three Down And Still Fresh
You Shot Your Opponent!
Get To The End On Your First Game
You Survived A Long Rally
You Spun the Cylinder When You Would Have Been Shot
Medals Earned: 2/23 (15/500 points)
Killed the first Alien in Story mode
Completed first story level
Unlock a mag-lock
Collect mfm card
Hack a terminal
Trigger the explosives
Complete a wave in Swarm mode
Buy your first weapon
Killed your first boss
Hack gun turrets
Buy a weapon upgrade
Completed second story level
Completed third story level
Completed sixth story level
Complete a set in Swarm mode
Find the 2nd Easter Egg
Completed seventh story level
Completed fifth story level
Completed forth story level
Complete a round in Swarm mode
Rank 50
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 1/28 (5/480 points)
Open the first gift.
Get a combo of 100.
Open the second gift.
Use Singing Spirit to defeat 10 enemies.
Open the fourth gift.
Get a combo of 200.
Defeat 10 enemies while airborne.
Defeat any boss with the Spirit Horses.
Defeat the Goth Chick.
Open the third gift.
Defeat any boss with the Singing Spirit.
Use Spirit Horses to steal lips from 5 enemies.
Block 50 attacks.
Open the fifth gift.
Defeat any boss with the Ultimate Spirit.
Defeat the Lackey.
Defeat 5 enemies with the same combo.
Avoid all the hazards while riding Buddy.
Open the sixth gift.
Use Ultimate Spirit to defeat 6 enemies at once.
Get a combo of 300.
Beat Fred without taking a single hit.
Defeat Fred and Save Christmas!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/300 points)
Recover some strength
Get your legs back
Become a full human
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow