Total Medals Earned: 549 (From 144 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,075 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/330 points)
Find your first note.
He saw you, run away!
Find five notes!
Find 10 notes before slenderman gets you
Find 15 notes notes before you go insane!
You have a lot of reading to do.
This is more than I read a year.
I can't believe you're still doing this!
Oops you dropped a book...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/105 points)
Eat the first dot in the game
Change the snake direction for the first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Use teleport for the first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish the game
Finish all levels with minimum arrows used
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/175 points)
Get a gameover in story mode
Collect a correct pronoun
Complete the story mode
Play as both a boy and a girl at least once
Get your first highscore in endless mode
Medals Earned: 11/14 (115/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 14/17 (400/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 4/9 (40/90 points)
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Cut down all of the trees.
Talk to your brother.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.