Matzerath's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[- The Nail -]

Har Har!

I never really liked foamy, I must say ... but tons of people don't like my stuff either (me?).
Such elaborate criticism is a compliment in and of itself, though, so no one can really rip on it.
I was bothered by the hypocrisy of the female character (Ghislain?) being in a straight blowjob toon way back when, which was removed by the creator when he went legit, and now, in recent toons, she's being covered in geek jizz (which is funny in and of itself, but pick a stance, buddy!)
I just hope he made some moola with his corporate merchandise!
(I really do!)

[Baby Factory]

That was friggin' beautiful!!!

If this doesn't shoot much much higher in ranking, then I can only look with bitter contempt on the taste of Newgrounds voters -- I mean REALLY, this was fucking creative and funny!!!

[June Gloom Adventures ep1]

Ya know...

I always wanted to make something like this, but never had the balls!!! God bless you, sir!
Newgrounds says that I have been making reviews too fast, so I'm gonna hang out here for a second ...
Let's see ...
I can't believe you got a deal with Comedy Central, you bastard!!! How is that going? My dealings with National Lampoon have been semi-crappy at best -- they made me edit my cartoon for language, for Christ's sake, and add a beginning EXPLAINING WHAT WAS GOING ON!!! Jesus! Oh well, such is life ...
Luv,
Matzerath

[Thirsty Plants]

It's amazing...

How a little joke can piss-off so many people. Also, it's pretty awesome!!!
Checking out the complaints before watching this, I figured the Jesus guy got crucified at the end, but in fact it was a much less violent, though equally funny ending.
I bet Jesus wouldn't write snooty, threatening reviews on Newgrounds, I'll tell ya that much!
Luv,
Matzerath

[Hans Dick in "Pen-Pal"]

I would just like to state...

This is my favorite of the Hans Dick series. Oh yes.
Oh yes.
Luv,
Matzerath

[Ingus: Episode 8]

that was most highly enjoyable-esque!

I'm just discovering this series, and it kicks ass! The animation on this episode was particularly well-done, and I love the simple mad schtick that goes on -- I'd say this was the best implementation of it thus far.
Also: This is hardly 'family-guy' style humor -- this would be more likened to adult swim, kind of a madhouse Harvey Birdman thing. I found the barrage of weird jokes to be hi-larious!!!
So, uh, yeah.
Oh, and the alien face scared me.
Sincerely,
Matzerath

[Only Superhuman]

It's classic.

Nice little animation there, it reminds me of classic animated shorts, such as Bruno Bozzetto, and equally as funny.
The last reviewer is another hyper-critical Newgrounds viewer, shooting down exceptional material based on his own personal criteria of what is 'good', the parameters of which are usually incredibly shallow and empty.
But I LIKED It!!!!
Luv,
Matzerath

TmsT responds:

Thanks. As long as people like it, that's all that matters, even if they're too insecure to say so in their reviews.

[Salad Fingers Episode 5]

Truly, I have grown to love this guy's work!

You know, it's rare that I see a flash cartoon, or particularly a flash site, that holds my interest, or blows me away, or makes me horribly jealous -- sure, people got the rotoscoping going on, or the 3-d graphics, or the fucking Nintendo gags, but a rare few seem to have a true style (I would include myself on that crap list, by the way).
Man, Firth's cartoons are great!
It's been a treat to view them (all his stuff, by the way ... I love Salad Fingers, but I hope he doesn't get trapped into making just that series). Truly, he's too good for the internet. But where else does a poor artist go these days?
I realize now ... I must do better. I must look down deeper, darker holes.
I must eat the neighbors.
Sincerely,
Matzerath

[The Last Two Men on Earth]

I derived a great deal of pleasure from this work

Besides enjoying the cool squiggly animation style, I thought the whole concept was very well presented, not to mention fucking funny. I for one love a long set-up for a goofy punchline. With this current election, I have surmised that this nation is full of psychotic Christian homophobes, who can't even take a joke about male sodomy. Get a fucking sense of humor, assholes! Loosen up a little, for Christ's sake! There you go ... yeah ... now why don't lean over and grip the back of this hard wooden chair ... yeah, that's it ... okay, I'm just gonna go behind you here, if that's alright ... hey look, your pants have fallen down! Let me just help you with that ... OH YEAH.
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[Parachute!]

Fantastico!

You are a talented little mo-fo! Truly!
Sincerely,
Matzerath