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Matzerath

11 Game Reviews


A fun 'lil platformer with a sweet soundtrack!

This is great! Though when attempting a second play-through I suffered some 'pancake slowdown,' so I left the game so as not to coarsen my legitimate, original score.

This is lots 'o fun! The most important thing is to get the timing down on dropping bombs. And brick walls should be loved and nurtured. I totally finished it, oh yes.

This fills me with the Christmas Spirit(tm)! I can barely contain it! Oh ... ohhhhhhhh.

Old school Newgrounds action!

I'll take this as a cautionary tale about picking up strangers in bars -- that's probably how she got Herpes in the first place!
Since you seem to know a lot about Herpes, I was wondering: In those Restasis commercials they say 'not recommended for people with herpes viral infections of the eye' ... does that mean what I think it means?

A Little Haunting

Draknek, your game is beautifully minimalistic and deceptively mind-boggling. At least MY mind is being severely boggled right now. I've enjoyed this game in its many phases, and am glad to see it on Newgrounds. And let me take this moment to thank you for your ongoing work with the Flashpunk code. It has been a boon to me from the beginning, but it just keeps getting better!

Super Great!

Though I feel like a douche for pressing the arrow buttons every game until I paid attention to the listing of controls and realized they are in fact useless.
The music is pure icing!

It's Tortuously Delightful!

I found that this is best to play with a small child nearby keeping up with the repetition of dying:
"What's the pig doing?"
"What's the pig doing?"
"What's the pig doing?"
"What happened to it?"
"What happened to it?"
"HAHAHA!!!"
"What's the pig doing?"
TIMES 1000+

As simple and horrifying as the real thing

I almost think you shouldn't add any more levels or details... its statement is very clear as is... the mindless over and over of blowing yourself up in large groups of people creates a sickening sensation, but you do it over and over, until finally your mind recoils. This game has multiple statements, from topical to universal. Good job.
Matzerath

very cool and unique

The style of this game is very cool -- it's a kind of fighting game I've always wanted to see, with very cartoonish figures, all alternative comic style. The imitation of a standard fighting game ... the character choice screen, the special endings ... was very well done. Me like!
Matzerath

We are all the rodeo bull: our balls tied up by cowboys, we flail in an arena of rednecks, and are finally harassed by clowns...

Age 55, Male

Wage Slave

Never Again (maybe)

KalifornI-AAA

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