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We are all the rodeo bull: our balls tied up by cowboys, we flail in an arena of rednecks, and are finally harassed by clowns...

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Comments (7)

Woohoo! Any chance of an iPhone port?

Maybe somedayyyyy! But as you know, Apple are money-hungry demon monsters. Say what you will about Android, but that flat one-time developer fee is a beautiful thing.

It requires Adobe Air on the phone, doesn't it?

Nope! It was made with Haxe+OpenFL+Haxepunk, which converts it entirely. If you ask that because you tried it and it's not working, that just means I boned something and need to patch it!

No, it's kinda because I had once a flash game converted into android game, but I needed adobe air to play it. That's why I ask.

AAAAAAAAHHH!! AAaaAAAAhhh!!!

AAAAHHH!!

TIME TO GO STEAL AN ANDROID. I FOREVER ABANDON THE WINDOWS PHONE PLATFORM.

AAAAAAhhhH!!!

Well, thanks. I would be taking the time to write a wittier comment BUT I`M TOO BUSY PLAYING GODDAMN ORANGE ROULETTE, YOU SICK BASTARD

You son of a bitch! E3 happened and the only exclusive I care about right now is on a fucking smartphone!

*throws phone*

Awww C: you're awesome bae
Love you so much boo dont let them get to you always stay true to your dreams <3