Total Medals Earned: 542 (From 141 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,035 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/220 points)
Experience rebirth the first time.
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
'sup folks?
This seems like the perfect place to... nobody's watching, right?
Way too cozy!
Zzzzzz
Whoops!
The man speaks to the people.
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/390 points)
Cook a Salmon Order
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!