Score: 9

"I derived a great deal of pleasure from this work"

submission: The Last Two Men on Earth

date: November 4, 2004

Besides enjoying the cool squiggly animation style, I thought the whole concept was very well presented, not to mention fucking funny. I for one love a long set-up for a goofy punchline. With this current election, I have surmised that this nation is full of psychotic Christian homophobes, who can't even take a joke about male sodomy. Get a fucking sense of humor, assholes! Loosen up a little, for Christ's sake! There you go ... yeah ... now why don't lean over and grip the back of this hard wooden chair ... yeah, that's it ... okay, I'm just gonna go behind you here, if that's alright ... hey look, your pants have fallen down! Let me just help you with that ... OH YEAH.
(drum fill)

Score: 10

"Fantastico!"

submission: Parachute!

date: June 12, 2003

You are a talented little mo-fo! Truly!
Sincerely,
Matzerath

Score: 10

"Impressive beyond belief!!!!"

submission: Retarded Animal Babies 4

date: June 11, 2003

Okay, I can deny it no longer -- this series is KICKING OF THE ASS! I am extremely impressed by the sheer amount of work that must've gone into this thing, all in the name of massive yuks! And I also like the idea of the slower-minded Newgrounds viewers that completely miss the humungous nest of extra cartoons hiding in this! Truly bee-uuu-ti-ful!
P.S. The real difference between Retarded Animal Babies and Happy Tree Friends is this: Retarded Animal Babies is FUNNY.
Luv,
Matzerath

Score: 10

"Personally, I've always like Mr. Ether's shit!"

submission: mystery movie

date: May 5, 2003

Including, of course, Saturday, which is about perfect as far as hilarious and right-to-the-point and did I mention hilarious cartoons on this godforsaken site -- in my humble opinion. Go WATCH IT!!!!!
Sincerelelelelelely,
Matzerath of Loserville

Score: 9

"Holy Shit, that was pretty impressive there pal!"

submission: John's Arm 3

date: March 19, 2003

I had a day off today, so I kicked back and watched the entire John's Arm series, and was tickled down to the dark cavity where my soul once resided! Your sense of humor is disturbingly keyed into my own (as I laughed my ass off at the idea of Edgar Winter being used as a Boogeyman, I wondered how many other people got that joke). We must both be oldsters, eh? From the inspired concept to the continued innovation with the episodes, I enjoyed this shit very much!!!! Thanks for making them!
(and a note to the last reviewer: That WAS a penis, you dumbshit!)
Matzerath

Score: 10

"so wrong I can't help but love it"

submission: Birds n' Bees

date: February 26, 2003

Politically vague, scary, and nightmarish, but really quite brilliant! I salute the sick motherfuckers that made this thing!
Luv,
Matzerath

Score: 10

"By all that is Evil, this is great!"

submission: Cutethulhu

date: February 4, 2003

It's been a long time since I've witnessed a cartoon that tickled me in my dark regions as much as this cartoon has -- a true classic, this is fucked up on a special level, the level 'that can't be defined', and which makes it so classic! Brilliant comical work, White Radish!
Sincerely,
Matzerath of Loserville

Score: 8

"Love it."

submission: Riverdance with BushBlair

date: November 9, 2002

It's true. I do.

Score: 10

"Beautiful"

submission: B&W Drama Theater #11

date: November 8, 2002

That mada me laugh, unlike so much on this site. It's always heartening to see truly talented people lurking in the shadows of this goofy, goofy ass place. Thanks for the great cartoon!
Matzerath

Score: 10

"Ah, it's back at Last!"

submission: saturday

date: October 16, 2002

A fine American morality tale -- I love this silly cartoon!
Matzerath of Loseville