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Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: KalifornI-AAA
Job: Wage Slave

We are all the rodeo bull: our balls tied up by cowboys, we flail in an arena of rednecks, and are finally harassed by clowns...

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Score: 10
Canabalt

"Super Great!"

submission: Canabalt
date: September 11, 2009

Though I feel like a douche for pressing the arrow buttons every game until I paid attention to the listing of controls and realized they are in fact useless.
The music is pure icing!

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Score: 10
When Pigs Fly

"It's Tortuously Delightful!"

submission: When Pigs Fly
date: August 3, 2009

I found that this is best to play with a small child nearby keeping up with the repetition of dying:
"What's the pig doing?"
"What's the pig doing?"
"What's the pig doing?"
"What happened to it?"
"What happened to it?"
"HAHAHA!!!"
"What's the pig doing?"
TIMES 1000+

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Score: 8
- The Nail -

"Har Har!"

submission: - The Nail -
date: February 19, 2007

I never really liked foamy, I must say ... but tons of people don't like my stuff either (me?).
Such elaborate criticism is a compliment in and of itself, though, so no one can really rip on it.
I was bothered by the hypocrisy of the female character (Ghislain?) being in a straight blowjob toon way back when, which was removed by the creator when he went legit, and now, in recent toons, she's being covered in geek jizz (which is funny in and of itself, but pick a stance, buddy!)
I just hope he made some moola with his corporate merchandise!
(I really do!)

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