Score: 8

"Har Har!"

submission: - The Nail -

date: February 19, 2007

I never really liked foamy, I must say ... but tons of people don't like my stuff either (me?).
Such elaborate criticism is a compliment in and of itself, though, so no one can really rip on it.
I was bothered by the hypocrisy of the female character (Ghislain?) being in a straight blowjob toon way back when, which was removed by the creator when he went legit, and now, in recent toons, she's being covered in geek jizz (which is funny in and of itself, but pick a stance, buddy!)
I just hope he made some moola with his corporate merchandise!
(I really do!)

Score: 10

"That was friggin' beautiful!!!"

submission: Baby Factory

date: January 30, 2007

If this doesn't shoot much much higher in ranking, then I can only look with bitter contempt on the taste of Newgrounds voters -- I mean REALLY, this was fucking creative and funny!!!

Score: 10

"Ya know..."

submission: June Gloom Adventures ep1

date: November 12, 2006

I always wanted to make something like this, but never had the balls!!! God bless you, sir!
Newgrounds says that I have been making reviews too fast, so I'm gonna hang out here for a second ...
Let's see ...
I can't believe you got a deal with Comedy Central, you bastard!!! How is that going? My dealings with National Lampoon have been semi-crappy at best -- they made me edit my cartoon for language, for Christ's sake, and add a beginning EXPLAINING WHAT WAS GOING ON!!! Jesus! Oh well, such is life ...
Luv,
Matzerath